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The post of lies

Tell me a lie, and I’ll lie right back to you
BlueVeins · 22-25
Skiing is my favorite hobby!
itsok · 31-35, F
@BlueVeins I’ve been once. It was pretty fun
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
Essential oils cured my erectile dysfunction
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
@itsok thankfully you're lying, as sin isn't tolerated around here
itsok · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil yeah I definitely didn’t forget about the lying thing 👀
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
Pfuzylogic · M
I need a haircut!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic why does this happen EVERY time. One of us needs to change
Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok
She took my hair Beavis!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`m really only 25 years old.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Virgo79 Do it!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme there’s no way you’re a day over 21
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@itsok awww.... you`re so sweet 🥺 and blind. 😅
WillaKissing · 56-60
You are the love of my life! There you go.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@itsok Like most relationships we are starting out with Honesty! LOL
itsok · 31-35, F
@WillaKissing I feel like this is really gonna work out
WillaKissing · 56-60
@itsok Oh, definitely. I will leave the wedding planning up to you, Okay! LOL
Straylight · 31-35, F
I once met Bigfoot while fishing.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Straylight I am Bigfoot and I remember meeting you while you were fishing
Straylight · 31-35, F
@itsok Thanks for showing me how to fly fish.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Straylight is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Dv8rs · 18-21, F
Biden is the best president the USA has ever had.
Pfuzylogic · M
@Dv8rs
Yes he might possibly be #2!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Dv8rs I love when people bring up politics!
I’m remarkably well endowed.
itsok · 31-35, F
@BiasForAction me too, let’s compare
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I love celery.
itsok · 31-35, F
@goliathtree celery doesn’t make my tongue numb
calicuz · 51-55, M
"Once Upon A Time in Hollywood" was Quentin Tarantino's greatest work to date.
calicuz · 51-55, M
@itsok

Wait.... what?
So you agree, which is a lie, that it's his greatest work, that was a lie, which means you don't agree, that it's his worst work? 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@calicuz I just don’t know what it is 😅 a lie doesn’t necessarily mean the opposite of the truth
calicuz · 51-55, M
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
You got me pregnant..
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok 🙄 Well I'm clarifying now that, that wasn't the kind of noodle I was asking for either..
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir I mean it’s a little late for clarification since you’re in the family way 👀
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok Well this time in advance, when I say the baby is coming, that's not a que for you to go to your room and close the doors and tell me to come get you when they've left.. 😒
SW-User
I live in a castle by a loch
SW-User
@itsok Nice, what do you have now
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User this is my new place. Not sure what I think of it yet
SW-User
@itsok Be nice when it's finished. The drive looks prone to flooding.
I wear size 14 shoes
@itsok great. Now we can share shoes!!!
itsok · 31-35, F
@southerngent I hope you have some cute heels I can borrow 😌
@itsok sadly only 2 inchers. 🙁
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
I am playing the harpsichord in Edgar Allan Poe's basement.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
There's a meowing sound coming from behind the stone wall.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
It's not true that I need a penis reduction
itsok · 31-35, F
@HoraceGreenley I totally believe you!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
HR is your best friend and you can always trust them. :)
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
I have a knee surgery
itsok · 31-35, F
@Queendragonfly whoa! When did that happen? I’ve actually given a few knee surgeries.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@itsok When I needed one because my knee hurt from a real bad fall when I was hiking in the Arctic mountains when I was going to get some water from the Jokk.
SW-User
I’m going to be successful in life
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I’ll be right there with you
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
This is a great idea for a post!
itsok · 31-35, F
@HoraceGreenley what a sweet thing to say 😐
SW-User
Everything is going to be ok.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User itsok
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
🔥This is fine🔥
itsok · 31-35, F
@Dolimyte you’re absolutely right
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
I really wish pizza tasted like the cardboard box it comes in
Classified · M
@itsok It's not from a game called "Portal" and "the cake is a lie" didn't turn into an internet meme 😶
itsok · 31-35, F
@Classified ohh, I have portal 2! But i don’t think cake is mentioned

I mean I DONT have portal 2
Classified · M
@itsok Then you should know because it's not from Portal 1

This isn't confusing at all
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
This is really cool - not a lie!
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
I ain't never lied.
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
I don't know any lies
itsok · 31-35, F
@scooogy oh yeah, me either
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
I'm a catfish.
itsok · 31-35, F
@PhilDeep you’re making me hungry
I hate cheese
itsok · 31-35, F
@Teggy I’ve never tried it
SW-User
I'm quite the romantic 😍
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User sweep me off my feet already 😘
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I am actually Taylor Swift
itsok · 31-35, F
@iamonfire696 omg, I’m naming my firstborn after you!
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
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itsok · 31-35, F
@Darksideinthenight2 I’ve seen pictures of that
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