In 1939 My greatgreat aunt esther

She literally had implanted a mouse trap up her cooch and snapped the peens off of the nazis

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SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

They sell The Diary of Anne Frank and The Snapping Cooch of Aunt Esther in a double pack at Barnes and Noble.

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SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds This is the best special edition ever created. Might as well top it off by making it scratch and sniff.

chernobylplaygr0unds

@SpectralMourning I forgot to mention it is ...the scent is german potato salad

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds Scrumptious. I’m buying 2.

ArtieKat · M

I had a great-auntie Esther

Nanoose · 70-79, M

My Grandmother had a pair of boxing gloves that were attached to springs - and she kept them under her boobs to knock out nazis. Cheers and happy weekend!

chernobylplaygr0unds

@Nanoose such an inspiring story

BillyMack · 46-50, M

I’m sure no one messed with her after that. 😳

empanadas · 31-35, M

snapped the peens off of the nazis

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