In 1939 My greatgreat aunt esther

She literally had implanted a mouse trap up her cooch and snapped the peens off of the nazis

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SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

They sell The Diary of Anne Frank and The Snapping Cooch of Aunt Esther in a double pack at Barnes and Noble.

@SpectralMourning now that's a deal

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds Special edition comes with an autographed mouse trap.

@SpectralMourning it's a replica of the one she used

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds Comes with a certificate of authenticity from Danbury Mint.

@SpectralMourning it also comes with a lock of her pubic hair encased in crystal

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds This is the best special edition ever created. Might as well top it off by making it scratch and sniff.

@SpectralMourning I forgot to mention it is ...the scent is german potato salad

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@chernobylplaygr0unds Scrumptious. I’m buying 2.