Biden Announces Reasons for Botched Afghan Departure
1. Orange Man made me do it.
2. Before Orange Man, other Presidents made me do it.
3. Afghani fighters are all cowardly a-holes who don't care about their own country.
4. We planned to eff this up for a long time, very carefully.
5. The buck stops with me...and I am all out...because now I have to print money.
(For the brain dead, this is satire...or sarcasm...which means it is a joke...which means it is supposed to be funny!)
2. Before Orange Man, other Presidents made me do it.
3. Afghani fighters are all cowardly a-holes who don't care about their own country.
4. We planned to eff this up for a long time, very carefully.
5. The buck stops with me...and I am all out...because now I have to print money.
(For the brain dead, this is satire...or sarcasm...which means it is a joke...which means it is supposed to be funny!)
