Random
Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

It's so hot...

My underwear melted away! 🥵🫢
This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but 'climate change' probably isn't a good defense against indecent exposure."
@DunningKruger it isn’t the worst one. 😂
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@JustGoneNow "Be that as it may, you're still getting a ticket."
SW-User
@DunningKruger It wasn't indecent. I had a decent breeze blowing on me.
@DunningKruger if I smile cute and promise to cover up, I bet I get a warning.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@SW-User "Yeah, I'll bet, which probably explains why you were spread eagle on the picnic table."
@SW-User very decent. *continues to provide your breeze* 👄 💨
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@JustGoneNow "Maybe so. And, hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
@DunningKruger Most likely not here unless we stay in town. Why?
SW-User
@JustGoneNow Oh.... now where was your breeze yesterday? Lol
@SW-User out in the county. sorry. was actually patching up the barn in case we end up getting horses.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@JustGoneNow "Oh, there's a party down by the lake. I'll just say that you look like you'll fit right in.

"Oh, be sure to bring a volleyball."
@SW-User not done, though. still have a lot to do.
@DunningKruger I’ll see. I may be washing my hair that night, though. 💅
SW-User
@JustGoneNow horses are a lot of work, but you know that already.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@JustGoneNow "Oh, well. Have it your way."

*Hands you a ticket.*
@SW-User Yup. I remember being out there in the winter at 4am sharp to chip the ice off of the water trough. So cold. Brrr. 🥶 and if it was really cold I got to do it again after breakfast. lol
@SW-User I guess they have agitators you can put in them now that keep the ice from forming. Back then, I was the agitator. lol
SW-User
@JustGoneNow You have property in the country! Heaven! I'm still in town.
@SW-User Yup. My parents sold us the farm house and 40 acres around it. The full ranch is just over 400 acres but the lease the rest of it to cattle ranchers as part of their retirement. But 40 acres is still a lot and it sides with the pond on our land that I grew up swimming in. It’s huge and just barely to small to be called a lake.
SW-User
@JustGoneNow It sounds amazing and I'm so jealous
@SW-User no wired internet out there, though. And I’m only on here when I’m back in town like today because I barely get one cell phone bar out there. I can call and text kind of but the data part of my cell phone service doesn’t work at all.