The only plant to survive my care 💪🏻

Mostly because the last time I remembered to water it was like in January 2023 and it doesn't mind

And then society expects me to have kids lol

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Nadie Best Comment

Plants should want to live on their own. If they can't survive my neglect, they weren't meant for this world anyway.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@Nadie ☝🏻 Tell them!!

Softandsweet2 · 36-40, F

Mom used to tell me I could kill a plastic plant, but I’ve gotten better. I must have about 30 now. As soon as the pollen is over, they’ll be on the front porch.

0uijaFinger

#plantDaddy

rinkydinkydoink · M

I've no luck with goldfish. They're usually dead before a week's up.

greensnacks · F

I killed a cactus once 💀

Elessar · 31-35, M

@greensnacks Me too, but nott of thirst; accidentally hitting it with the duster

greensnacks · F

@Elessar that's sad. I killed it with kindness. I watered it too much 😭

Elessar · 31-35, M

@greensnacks Typical

RachelLia2003 · 22-25, F

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