HUH...

I suck at plants my husband is great

I paid a man to weed my garden. Starting to suspect he wasn't a gardener.

I have a small garden plot, and do enjoy it, but keen, idk.

I'm not either. It's a jungle out there!

Mine is in shock from the summer heat. I’ll leave it till October to recover.

True story...after my grandfather passed his farming concerns to his sons, he worked as the head of the XXX County Weed Authority in Nebraska. He kept a dried and preserved leaf of cannabis on his wall, along with samples of every OTHER weed, and he was in charge of arranging regular crop dusting with herbicides to KILL all the nasty stuff on farms all over the county. At one point, they used 2-4-D, which has since been outlawed!

Of course, my cousin Steve, and a few other enterprising citizens, simply grew it in their back yard vegetable gardens, among the corn! 🤣🤣🤣

ima lazy gardener

You added too much pot-ash.

I asked for potted plants but it seems they misheard me

Make a salad with that, and you won't care. 😝