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WrinklySchlong · 100+, M
Well I appreciate that young lady. I know I’m a looker
WrinklySchlong · 100+, M
@mindstruggle I’ve been trying but she won’t give me the time of day. She doesn’t know what she’s missing
@WrinklySchlong
have a little patience, her meds are about to kick
WrinklySchlong · 100+, M
@mindstruggle oh I see. Ok. And what meds specifically are they for

Mooed78 · F
GunFinger · F
Are you WiFi?
Because I feel a connection.😁
@GunFinger
ayyiiiieee

SANAOL!!!
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
sorry dearie my hearing aid was turned off 'cause i turned it off on purpose, could you repeat that so i can read your lips?

@Degbeme
Yes?
slorollin · 41-45, M
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Blondily · F
Oohh baby...he really likes you too and cleanin the trailer for some good lovins.😜
Blondily · F
@mindstruggle He'll be following you everywhere now. He's yours for life! 🤭
IronHamster · 56-60, M
@Blondily Check the bags. I bet he's chucking the belongings of the last girlfriend that just had a gangbang with his four best friends.
Blondily · F
@IronHamster I wouldn't doubt that!😖
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
😏
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle hmmm is right the key to my heart is the one you have to take the damn locks off the fridge 😑 hehehe :D
Tumbleweed · F
@Tumbleweed
Why is this so funny 😆😭
Different · 31-35, M
Then i guess u moved go China lol
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Can I have some wine to go with all that cheese? 🤭
Teslin · M
Wow, best pick up line ever !!
Fishy · 36-40, F
Google: secretly reinstalls the app
@Fishy
Don't hurt me like that 🥺
Secretsmile · 51-55, F
Is that you have been holding out on me?👆😹
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Great line! 😀
Which Mexican country is he from? 🤣

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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Bang5luts

Bang5luts · M
@mindstruggle
HumanEarth · F
I never install Google products and if they come preinstalled. I uninstall them.
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