eat it

I'd care for it and send you daily pictures of it wearing a tiny hat and/or a bow tie

Batter and fry it

Squash it and flush it down the toilet

train it, to take care of my light work!

Ooo neat beetle. Dis you friend? ^_^

Pizza topping! 🍕 😁🤣

Goodnight 🥱😴🌙

You like this @deadgerbil

Once the cat sees it it's dinner

Keep that thing yourself

I hands it back

😑

I'd throw it at @deadgerbil 💞

NOTHING GOOD!

Id hope that was the only one

Give it back

Give it to my wife

The image or the roach?

Slap it out of your hand probably.

@mindstruggle 🤔nothing insects do not bother me in the slightest lol