I came here to drink root beer, and kick ass. And you don’t have an ass.

@SW-User Why has this vexing come to my doorstep? Be gone foul spirits! You mock my pride! Clothing your wolves in the skin of innocent sheep!

@rootbeardy 😂 ok I’ll leave you alone
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@SW-User That’s all a humble root beer soul asks of you coke heads.

@rootbeardy sounds fair

@YoungPoet345 let me know how the butt surgeries go. When they’re finally able to walk again, I can kick their ass for you.

After I drink my root beer of course.

@rootbeardy good plan 🤣