I came here to drink root beer, and kick ass. And you don’t have an ass.

@YoungPoet345 I can not. They are too far gone.

@rootbeardy I am sad for them 😭😆

I have lots of ass. Maybe I could share

@YoungPoet345 Because you want me to kick their ass? Feel free to help the assless in need and do your part, and in turn rootbeardy will do his own.

@rootbeardy sounds fair

@YoungPoet345 let me know how the butt surgeries go. When they’re finally able to walk again, I can kick their ass for you.

After I drink my root beer of course.

@rootbeardy good plan 🤣