I came here to drink root beer, and kick ass. And you don’t have an ass.

@Ashly What kind of satanist cult worship are you advertising!?

@rootbeardy coke? 😳

@Ashly That sacrilege will not be allowed in any part of my holy vessel!

@rootbeardy fine I’ll drink root beer 🙄

* secretly wraps a coke can with a root beer label

@Ashly Why has this vexing come to my doorstep? Be gone foul spirits! You mock my pride! Clothing your wolves in the skin of innocent sheep!

@rootbeardy 😂 ok I’ll leave you alone
🏃🏻‍♀️💨

@Ashly That’s all a humble root beer soul asks of you coke heads.