You’re a bad egg

I know 🥺

No you

Well we can't all be good can we

But I’m also “cage-free” 😳

that is so hurtful

Im a hard boiled one.

*bald egg 🥚

No, I’m a scotch egg. I’m not just bad, I’m gourmet 😉

Better a bad egg than a bad bard.

Oh dear.... @mindstruggle he`s slagging you.

Yeah, but then I'm floating along while you all sink.

And you're a humpty Dumpty who sat on a boiled pot, until you fall.... You could feed a thousand tummies c: