Batman couldn’t beat that confession from me!.. 🫪

oh man

https://nypost.com/2026/10/10/us-news/sodomized-cornell-frat-bro-is-anti-us-son-of-dubai-islamic-studies-prof/

Jane Doe got game.

I love how he's so confident, he knows.

And she's like Oh fuck he knows!

one more reason to quit drinking.

Sounds fun