when im asked if i have any special dietary requirements... 😑

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

No great story ever starts with "This one time I was eating my salad"

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

@GnomeyGee aint no cave paintings of salad....

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Go ahead try to find one. Ill wait...

NativePortlander1970 · 51-55

Back in the late 90's I cooked at a bbq/steak house where we topped a medium caesar salad with about 21 grams of sliced smoked beef brisket.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

@NativePortlander1970 whats that.. a mouthful?.

NativePortlander1970 · 51-55

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 12 ounces, 3/4 pound

NativePortlander1970 · 51-55

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Sorry, 340 grams, a bit tired, didn't sleep well

Lilnonames · F

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NativePortlander1970 · 51-55

@Lilnonames When I lived in Las Vegas after I would get off a 12 hour overnight security post I would get two of those, two hashbrowns, and a large orange juice $6.50

Lilnonames · F

@NativePortlander1970 they buy McDonald's every morning at work,the hash browns so greasy they drip and the bags soked in grease

NativePortlander1970 · 51-55

@Lilnonames I can taste them now 😊🤤😋❤

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