you know what i really phuking hate!?

How about when you don't shake the bottle enough, and get ketchup water on your burger? Ugh, I hate that!

Shake it first

makes family dinners more interesting when things get quiet and you're trying to squeeze the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle sounding like you have the running shits...🤔

I really hate slow drivers in the left hand lane. Move it!