Should anybody at the NY post be allowed near children?

Well, from what I know about the NYP, this is likely an Op Ed making fun of the idea. If it was in the NYT or WaPo, they'd run right with that idea.

The Experts:

Whatever would we do without experts?

But they said these were "experts" 🤪

Perhaps try reading the whole article rather than judging it on an amusing title? 🤔

This sentence is sandwiched between Astrology and Shopping....

"breaking news, people aren't asking their shlongs for consent before they start beating it"

Next. Breathing air is racist