If you were a wizard like Hairy Pooter..

Would you have a spell so that you’d never need to take a dump again? 🤔

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KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

No but I would have a spell that all the hot women would instantly shed their clothes do anything for me and all desire me from the deepest part of their loins as I yell Expelliarmus and cover them in warm cream

Jacko1971 · 51-55, M

@KingofBones1 isn't warm cream a bit lumpy?