There’s been whales on our beaches since the 80’s..

Must be climate change

I mean...
if they feel comfortable swimming at the beach... that's a good thing, right?

Swimming burns a lot of calories 😬

Never shame a desired behaviour such as burning calories and actually enjoying it

fat "day"?

they already infest the beaches 99% of the time... why do they need a day for it?

They already took walmart ffs