Do you make bold statements to friends and family … then stare off into the distance

Sometimes I check if they are paying attention and I'll say, who wants to get a jar and catch bees? I've gotten a lot of yeah sure.

I've got 6 min pins a regular shit factory

Our powers combine....I am Captain Pollution!!!!

Well no. But when my kids have their headphones on I stand there and call them the most obscene things I can think of until they notice and take them off ....and then smile sweetly at them .