You know you’re getting old when..:?

You piss when you sneeze

OMG! That would be awful. I hope it didn’t happen to you.

I used to laugh at my old Mastiff when she would stand up on the cable wheel at the back fence and when she barked , her bumhole would pucker out at each one .l😆

Yeah.....not so funny now two decades later .🙄

....just remembers to do kegels .....

when your farts run out your pant leg? 🤔

those meds would have kept ur hip in check