Since we're all being spied on, what has the government learned about you?

That I spend an inordinate amount of time looking at videos and sites about eastern diamondback rattlesnakes.

I’m one twisted puppy and that prison will be a vacation for me

Im boring af if they were expecting some type of skullduggery

The know about spiritual butt secks

That I like pancakes. And raisins. And pancakes with raisins and maple syrup.

That I have IBS and recently have decided to go gluten free

Nothing that they should be concerned about.

thank u

My cooking skills