What's your funniest misheard lyric?

When I first heard Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit (so I was like 15)
when he says "Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back, cause I'm f*cking up the program"
I thought he said "Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back, cause I'll fuck you up the bum crack"

It really does sound like that. I didn't know much about anything at the time, I just thought Fred was being a mad bastard.