Stuck in The Middle (Political parody)

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I don't lean to left nor to the right
I'm so dumbfounded I might fall off my chair
Our leaders are liars and no one cares

Criminals to the right of me- insane politicians to the left
Here I am stuck in the middle
With truth

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with truth
And I know that there's nothing I can do
It's so hard to keep the displeasure from my face
A neutral voice has absolutely no place

Criminals to the left of me - insane politicians to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle
With truth

Trying to make some sense of it all
But it makes no sense at all
It is cool to rant and rave from the floor
I don't think I can take anymore

Criminals to the right of me-and insane politicians to the left
Here I am stuck in the middle
With truth

Well they pat you on the back
As they indoctrinate you into the scam
The Simps they all come crawling
The special interest groups saying
Please, please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I don't lean to the left nor the right
I'm so dumbfounded I might fall off my chair
Our leaders are liars and nobody cares

Criminals to the left of me
Insane politicians to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle
With truth

Yes ,I'm stuck in the middle with truth
Stuck in the Middle with truth
Here I am stuck in the middle with truth...