Would you treat me better if you found out that I was the lead singer of a smash mouth cover band?

i thought i was always nice to you tho 🙁

I probably would, but I've always figured you for more of a Herman's Hermits kinda guy.

I'd treat you better if you give me money

Respectfully, no 💞

I'm gonna treat you better from now on Bardy.
But I thought you were in Sesame street?

Free tickets?

Depends, you getting me tickets?

Don’t look back in anger pal’ 😌

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly treat you worse...

That depends. Let’s see you get your game on, go play! Otherwise you might as well be walking on the sun 🤷‍♂

You're an all star, eh??!!

Can’t really tell, you’re too short

I’d let you impregnate me

What???!!!
Bardragon is definitely NOT a SmashMouth cover band! 🙄

maybe if your were an Elvis impersonater