Let's just say Metallica crash into your house and rock your house out and then reads you a bedtime story afterwards

I’d probably be Sad But True about the whole thing, but Nothing Else Matters because Enter Sandman will make sure I sleep like a rock. Still, I’d be Fuel for a while, but once they’re done with the Damage, Inc., I’d just be The Unforgiven when it’s time to hit the sheets. 😼

Call the insurance company, take pics of the damage, and make sure I had earplugs in before they started any noise.

Best Day ever!

Sleep happily

well that i would say
"now i lay me down to sleep" etc....

Tell them to tidy up after themselves. Maybe get them to help move the furniture around