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Good morning ladies! What can I mansplain for you today?

Mansplaining, btw, is when we break down complicated ideas like mansplaining into simpler terms for you 😉
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Carla · 61-69, F
Please tell me about all the things i already know.
It's the least a woman can do to perpetuate your feelings of superiority.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
And bless you for understanding 😂 @Carla
SW-User
How to drive it’s so tricky on my own *twirls hair*
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@SW-User Well then, good news! Go to Boston. There’s still a law on the books there requiring a man to walk ahead of you holding a lantern and warning people a woman driver is coming while you drive behind him 😂
@Zaphod42 I bet he gets danger money for that job! 🤣
SW-User
Be careful, a man on here got angry at me for making a mansplaining joke once
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@SW-User that man was me. Watch your language 😾
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
You probably just told it wrong 😂 @SW-User
SW-User
@Zaphod42
Dewkissedrose · 46-50, F
Wait... can you explain a bit more what mansplaining is? I'm not sure I understand.
Straylight · 31-35, F
Now when you say simpler terms, what does that mean? 🤔
Piper · 61-69, F
The "right", proper way to hold and aim a hammer. 🙂
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@Piper that’s an easy one! The proper way for a woman to use a hammer is to call her most significant male to come and do it for her. Hammers don’t belong in delicate hands 😉😂
Pinocchio · 18-21, T
helping by mansplaining one lady at a time 👍
Today’s theme has been childbirth, which men clearly understand so much better than women…
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
MAGIX · F
@bijouxbroussard ah... it is like shitting a 6 pound bowling ball over 8-12 hours... if your lucky
@MAGIX Yes, I remember.
LOL

The dumb in me is elated with this explanation, thanks.
MAGIX · F
Yeah, Mansplain to me why you call it "Getting Lucky" if you have to pay child support for the next 18 years??? Giggles.... more like a crap shoot ain't it?
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@MAGIX A man takes a woman out on a date and spends the entire outing, usually at multiple venues, hoping that the evening is going to end in sex. Meanwhile, you women have made up your mind at the very beginning of the date, sometimes before it’s even begun, and don’t let us know until the very end. That’s why we men refer to it as “getting lucky” 😂
MAGIX · F
@Zaphod42 Hahaha

 
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