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All this hoopla bout'self driving cars

For most of human history vehicles came standard with automatic collision avoidance and could even get you home when you were drunk. Begs the question: Why did we replace the horse? 🤔
TexChik · F
Because [b][i]350 horse power[/i][/b] would be impossible to achieve. The self driving cars mess up all the time, the media keeps it quiet and any lawsuits over accidents gets quickly settled as long as there is a non disclosure agreement signed.
Lilnonames · F
@TexChik so true
TexChik · F
@Lilnonames Some girls like to haul ass...and not have to clean up after it! 😉
SW-User
Donkeys deserve a honorable mention too
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Kay! So noted. I love Eeyore.
SW-User
Aww (':
In my part of the world can't forget these 🐪 🐪 too @Punxi
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User 🙂❤️🐪
Keeper · M
Speaking of horses and booze.....

Never be drunk ten days before your 21st birthday and eff with a police officer on a horse (even if you have never seen one in person before). They don't appreciate it and may take you to a happy lil quiet place until you wake up the next day.

Just a story I heard.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Keeper Now that's a story worth telling! Haha 🙂 Bad boy...this person whom told it. 😎
Keeper · M
@Punxi

Officer "Sir - please back away from my horse"

Unruly dumb drunk person "oh you are a pretty horsey, aren't you? Can I pet you? How about I find you a carrot"?
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Keeper 🤣... classic! Don't wish to raise my hand, but find faith in the fact that I too have " heard tell" of being drunk lippy with cops. 😎🥕
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Horses got tired of our shit!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@AlchemyFox More than likely 😟
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@AlchemyFox It was the other way round!
SW-User
You try balancing a top of a horse when drunk,then get back to me 😌
SW-User
@Punxi What’s teak wood got to do with this 💁‍♂️
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Cuz it sounds gangster! Nuff said. 😎
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@Punxi [image deleted]
chrisCA · M
An interesting "What if" scenario.
What if we all went back to using horses, and other beasts of burden?
Punxi · 26-30, F
@chrisCA Would a ' been an iconic phrase a while back: Horse Shit Happens.
chrisCA · M
@Punxi You can imagine the condition of streets back then.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@chrisCA Topical mind field.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
We replaced them because we would be up to our eyeballs in horse manure by now. I vaguely remember seeing a calculation that said that New York city would be a foot deep by 1920 if cars hadn't been invented. Or some other long ago date.
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Dunno but I'm sick of cars. Starting to really not be okay with traffic. 😐
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@Punxi Mine died a few years ago and I've never had the money to buy another. Just as well since I don't think I could drive it at this point. XD

I just wanna go sit in the woods and listen to the birds.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@thepreposterouspanda Could we get us a jug? Pass it back and forth? 🙂
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@Punxi Of course! 😌
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Think I woulda fancied it better when that meant a nickel on a bar.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames Bastards I say!
Lilnonames · F
@Punxi McDonald's bought them all
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames Big Mac....was the mightiest horse in the stable once.
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