What would your theme song be? imagine you’re the main character, what song would play when...

Birdbox1986 · 31-35, F

Girls run the world by Beyonce

The Entertainer

As Aliive as You Need Me to Be- Nine Inch Nails.
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Pretzel · 70-79, M

The theme from the pink panther

AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M

70’s porn soundtrack

GoFish · 41-45, F

I don't think I've ever imagined that .. is that something you imagine often?

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Default iPhone ring tone..

nobodyishome · 31-35, F

Gives you hell - All American Rejects

HumanEarth · F

(please play while reading)

My Theme Song and Picture a old rotary phone ringing with a answering machine on a desk in 1974 and me checking my telephone messages

Hi, this is Human Earth. If you have a case, leave your name, number, and a brief message. I’ll get back to you.

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Okay, Human - The company Obomle Filters. They claim I owe $1200 for ‘"unauthorized breathing in Zone B." Zone B is my own kitchen. I told them I only breathe in there occasionally. They didn’t laugh.

Hi Human, it’s Johnny Fever. I’m not calling because of a crime… I’m calling because my "anonymous’ delivery" somehow showed up at the wrong address - with my name on it. Now someone thinks I’m… involved. I need advice. Real advice, please call back at (213) 555-0174

Human, someone called and said they’re collecting for "unreturned emotional services." I asked what that means and they got angry, like… emotionally. Then they started asking me to verify my middle name. I hung up. Callback

It's your sister, I locked myself out again. But the twist is I’m inside, and my keys are on the porch, and the porch is… not a porch. I’m spiraling.

This is Karen. I’m not in trouble - my husband is. I mean, he says he’s "handling it." That’s how disasters start. He’s got a tape measure and a saw - come quick. It’s in the bathroom. Someone got to stop him before he hurts himself!

Haha, Hey Human, it’s John. I’m at the airport. I’m going to Tokyo and want to repay the $500 I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back.

This is the Telephone message phone company. I see you’re using our unit, now how about paying for it?

Mrs. Earth, Miss Miller of the Bartlet Book Club. Great Detectives Of America is not in stock, so we sent you Cooking Made Easy. Hope you enjoy it.

It’s Laurie at the trailer park. A space opened up. Do you want me to save it or are the cops going to let you stay where you are?

Thanks for taking Sammy out on the boat, he had a great time. Turns out he wasn’t even really seasick. Um, have you ever had chicken pox?

Human! It’s me, again. I don’t know how you keep getting my messages, but stop listening. Call me back so I can tell you not to call me back.

Human - your car insurance has approved your claim for absolutely nothing. Please stop driving like you’re in a movie.