"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City?" Delilah: It's awful COVID-19 is everywhere.

@CountScrofula Hey there Corona
What's it like in every city
You've got me locked in quarantine and
I think you're really shitty

@BlueMetalChick 🤣

@BlueMetalChick Also I totally bought some acid from the same guy I get my duck eggs from. 🧠

@BlueMetalChick 1,000 miles seems pretty far but they got covid, diabetes, and HIV...

OK nevermind

@CestManan HIV reminds me, my friend's dad thinks he's some kind of super philosopher and he keeps saying that the main focus of deriving meaning in life was through interpersonal connection up until the HIV/AIDS scare in the 1980's and then it changed to money and material wealth. And that the coronavirus pandemic is gonna cause a "paradigm shift" and we'll all go back to valuing interpersonal connection over money again.

He smokes too much weed.

@BlueMetalChick Yes, yes he did smoke quite a bit.

@CountScrofula
2 meters seems pretty close,
It’s as if they’re trying to blow
Their nose in my direction
It’s so gross

They don’t have masks and don’t have gloves,
They think it’s cool to gather in droves
And this is after panic buying rolls
You imbeciles!!!

@SinlessOnslaught 🤣 Bravo!