I got revenge on the coworker who teased me for reading smut at work lol

He has a crush on a girl at work who looks exactly like the Janice Muppet. Even he admits it lol.
So I ordered the little action figure of her, and today while he was at his desk, I slinked up next to him and whispered "Here's your little girlfriend..." While sliding the Muppet in front of him at the desk. He actually laughed really loud!! Everyone looked at us. 😂