But he’s an illegal alien!

Straylight · 2025-07-11T12:58:50-04:00

Superman - But he’s an illegal alien! (27 replies).

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

And since Superman's DNA is not human, that means that technically, Lois Lane is toying with the idea of bestiality.

This is exactly what they warned would become legal after gay marriage was legalized!

Straylight · 31-35, F

@DrWatson

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Straylight The scene from Christopher Reeves' Superman II that ended up on the cutting room floor!

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@Straylight Pincers and a extraction tub to push through the cervix! 🙃