How to remove chicken fat from my reading glasses?

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1) Take off your "reading glasses."

2) Find your normal glasses/a person with good eyesight/your own non-reading glasses eyesight.

3) Look at your "reading glasses".

4) Note that it IS a chicken who is scurrying away.

5) Locate actual reading glasses.

6) Use them as intended.

QED

SW-User

@SomeMichGuy I obviously need you around

SomeMichGuy · M

@SW-User Well, at least you'd have comic relief.

But seriously, warm water & dish soap; the latter allows the former to remove the fat.

SW-User

@SomeMichGuy thanking you 😊

SomeMichGuy · M

@SW-User No problem; go forth & conquer the fat!