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How to remove chicken fat from my reading glasses?

don't ask
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
Like this .......

starmitzy · 51-55, F
@BobbyMoeven of course
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Dish soap
Rinse under water
(don't ask)
starmitzy · 51-55, F
@Queendragonfly thank you 😊
1) Take off your "reading glasses."

2) Find your normal glasses/a person with good eyesight/your own non-reading glasses eyesight.

3) Look at your "reading glasses".

4) Note that it IS a chicken who is scurrying away.

5) Locate actual reading glasses.

6) Use them as intended.

QED
@starmitzy Well, at least you'd have comic relief.

But seriously, warm water & dish soap; the latter allows the former to remove the fat.
starmitzy · 51-55, F
@SomeMichGuy thanking you 😊
@starmitzy No problem; go forth & conquer the fat!
Pfuzylogic · M
What kind of books you checking out? 😙
bookerdana · M
But how did chicken fat GET on yer glasses ,Starmitzy???🤔

And (drumroll) dishwashing detergent😀
bookerdana · M
@starmitzy OOh well....*looks to see if the coast is clear^ 🏃🏃
starmitzy · 51-55, F
@bookerdana YOU the chicken 🐔🐔
bookerdana · M
@starmitzy Better believe it man! You FOWL..foul..[b].bad[/b]

that was a groaner,I admit

SW-User
Hiya🤗
Sorry, I don't mean to be impolite. But any chance of getting the recipe, for a friend...
starmitzy · 51-55, F
@SW-User your friend's cute ❤️
SW-User
@starmitzy Yeah, sure👍
They do love to practice their Oculolinctus though.
Yet they still do enjoy a good Schmaltz...
starmitzy · 51-55, F
@SW-User makes for some well lubricated eyeballs
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
You can stick your head up a chicken's ass to get a good look at the breast

Or you can just take the butcher's word for it
Pretzel · 61-69, M
dawn dishwashing liquid

it was recommended by the guy that fitted me for my eyeglasses
Washing up liquid I guess!!
SW-User
I'm trying so hard not to ask😂
starmitzy · 51-55, F
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Lol window cleaner

 
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