How to remove chicken fat from my reading glasses?

Like this .......

Dish soap
Rinse under water
(don't ask)

1) Take off your "reading glasses."

2) Find your normal glasses/a person with good eyesight/your own non-reading glasses eyesight.

3) Look at your "reading glasses".

4) Note that it IS a chicken who is scurrying away.

5) Locate actual reading glasses.

6) Use them as intended.

QED

What kind of books you checking out? 😙

Hiya🤗
Sorry, I don't mean to be impolite. But any chance of getting the recipe, for a friend...

I'm trying so hard not to ask😂

dawn dishwashing liquid

it was recommended by the guy that fitted me for my eyeglasses

Washing up liquid I guess!!

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But how did chicken fat GET on yer glasses ,Starmitzy???🤔

And (drumroll) dishwashing detergent😀

Lol window cleaner

You can stick your head up a chicken's ass to get a good look at the breast
Or you can just take the butcher's word for it