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How to remove chicken fat from my reading glasses?

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BobbyMoeven51-55, M
Like this .......

@BobbyMoeven of course
Queendragonfly31-35, F
Dish soap
Rinse under water
(don't ask)
@Queendragonfly thank you 馃槉
SomeMichGuyM
1) Take off your "reading glasses."

2) Find your normal glasses/a person with good eyesight/your own non-reading glasses eyesight.

3) Look at your "reading glasses".

4) Note that it IS a chicken who is scurrying away.

5) Locate actual reading glasses.

6) Use them as intended.

QED
SomeMichGuyM
@metaldog Well, at least you'd have comic relief.

But seriously, warm water & dish soap; the latter allows the former to remove the fat.
@SomeMichGuy thanking you 馃槉
SomeMichGuyM
@metaldog No problem; go forth & conquer the fat!
PfuzylogicM
What kind of books you checking out? 馃槞
bookerdanaM
But how did chicken fat GET on yer glasses ,Starmitzy???馃

And (drumroll) dishwashing detergent馃榾
bookerdanaM
@metaldog OOh well....*looks to see if the coast is clear^ 馃弮馃弮
@bookerdana YOU the chicken 馃悢馃悢
bookerdanaM
@metaldog Better believe it man! You FOWL..foul..[b].bad[/b]

that was a groaner,I admit

SW-User
Hiya馃
Sorry, I don't mean to be impolite. But any chance of getting the recipe, for a friend...
@SW-User your friend's cute 鉂わ笍
SW-User
@metaldog Yeah, sure馃憤
They do love to practice their Oculolinctus though.
Yet they still do enjoy a good Schmaltz...
@SW-User makes for some well lubricated eyeballs
HoraceGreenley56-60, M
You can stick your head up a chicken's ass to get a good look at the breast
Or you can just take the butcher's word for it
Pretzel61-69, M
dawn dishwashing liquid

it was recommended by the guy that fitted me for my eyeglasses
SW-User
Washing up liquid I guess!!
SW-User
I'm trying so hard not to ask馃槀
@deadgerbil 馃槢
NinaTina26-30, F
Lol window cleaner

 
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