This year, have you been naughty or nice?

It is nice to be naughty.

None of your business

Yes, Both.

I can’t picture Santa having a drink, getting a parking ticket, or even saying ‘Damn’ so that sets the bar pretty low.

I guess I’m getting coal!

Depends on your point of view .
One person's naughty is another person's nice.

A little bit of both

Neither

I'm somewhere in between...damned if I do and damned if I don't.