Excuse me, you can’t park here

sure I can

I mean it was a tight fit and I had to crawl out the window - but it's all good

I paid for my parking sir

I know 🙄 I read that already

Uhhhhmmm excuse me
But I believe that I can 😎

I’ll leave, then…
Oops ! Sorry…🤭

*parks at your living room

How long have you gone by the name Karen? 🤔

i dont appreciate the attitude. whats your badge number ?

You trying to lift my ride?

But I didn’t see any orange cones

Excuse me, sir thats my bbw wife. Please dont treat like a car. She's my meal and housing ticket

I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING THAT YOU OR ANYBODY IS GONNA DO ABOUT IT. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO 😤🖕

*parallel parks on yer azz*