Was snacking on a few homemade cookie dough bites when one suddenly fell in between my legs.

My instant thought was that could’ve been you down there, but you actively chose to not bring Jake Ryan energy outside of the church to me.

Naturally, I picked it up and let it fall onto my waiting tongue before pulling it into my mouth where it belongs, which again…could’ve been you. But you know 🤷🏻‍♀