Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Make a music video of you singing the soft kitty song.
By giving me a piggyback ride 😌
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@NerdyPotato 😶
@CaptainBard what? Is that too much to ask? Is your back too weak/small to carry a potato? 🤨
Ashly · 26-30, F
😈 I have a few ways…
Heads up, you might want to start flexing your jaw muscles 😅🤭
Heads up, you might want to start flexing your jaw muscles 😅🤭
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Give Me Money dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch besides that
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard that's it dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch guess you’ll just have to stay mad at me
BluntSm0ker · 100+, M
Gimme all ur life savings...
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@BluntSm0ker I guess the 100k in debt is all yours now
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Buy me a car. A Lamborghini will do.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Any good with dental floss?


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda I’m better with dental flocks
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
fun4us2b · M
Crabgrass pull you can....👽 (how is there no Yoda Emoji, we need to get on that)
Cake
GoFish · 41-45, F
why? what happened?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish nuffin
GoFish · 41-45, F
@CaptainBard ok ☺
MellyMel22 · F
Pay up!! You always borrow and don’t pay back 😒
View 4 more replies »
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 you didn’t even accept it as payment the first time ✋
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard That’s because it starts now.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 🙄🙄🙄
empanadas · 31-35, M
Call me fat
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas you want me to bust down a door? 👀
empanadas · 31-35, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
You can`t. It`s too late 🫤
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme so dramatic
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
hint hint


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MrSmartyPants ok you can have my suitcase. Just let me get all the money out of it real quick
MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
@CaptainBard but .... oh okay!!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Idk 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle *hands over milk* 😒
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
This is not edible at all!!!
This is not edible at all!!!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🤦♂





















