Who is the dumbest in your family?

Uncle Mundy. He was growing dope in his backyard and when his next door neighbour helped himself so Uncle Mundy called the cops to report the theft. He wasn't sure why the cops arrested him instead.

Once he went to stay at his sisters new house, but couldn't find the key were she said so he broke in. It was a major shock for the neighbours when they got home and found him in their house.

He once got pulled over by the cops and gave them Uncle Billy's name instead, hoping to get out of a speeding ticket. Turns out Uncle Billy was wanted for armed robbery. He met Uncle Billy in jail, he had given them Uncle Mundy's name not knowing Uncle Mundy was wanted for something else as well.

One time he tried to kill himself by turning the gas on when in his living room. 20 minutes in, decided he'd have one last smoke, ended up on the front lawn and survived.

Honestly my family are smart as hell, but I only really have my immediate family. I have some distant cousins who are dumb as stumps but I haven't seen them in 30 years.

My brother is a professor of applied mathematics.
People who know both of us have said to me ... ah ... he's the smart one ...
Where does that leave me ?! 🤔

Well I have a sibling with a disability so….but it’s not his fault and I don’t like the word “dumb” but he does have cognitive impairments

My brother is a dumbass 🤷‍♀️ lol

All the above

yo momma

Me.