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The Battle of the Detectives
The stage is set for a battle of wits, a clash of titans, a war of deductive reasoning. On one side, we have Sherlock Holmes, the renowned London detective known for his exceptional analytical mind and observational skills. On the other, we have Hercule Poirot, the famous Belgian detective celebrated for his "little grey cells" and fastidious attention to detail.

The Scene
The battle takes place in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room in a London townhouse. The air is thick with tension as the two detectives face off against each other. The room is cluttered with various objects, each one a potential clue.

The Battle Begins
The fight starts with a psychological jab from Poirot, who attempts to unsettle Holmes with his characteristic air of confidence and superiority. However, Holmes is not easily rattled. He responds with a withering stare, his eyes boring into Poirot's very soul.

Poirot: (smirking) "Ah, Monsieur Holmes, I see you are as disheveled as ever. A true detective must always present himself with a certain... je ne sais quoi."

Holmes: (smiling wryly) "My dear Poirot, I find that a well-pressed suit is a hindrance to clear thinking. The wrinkles on my coat are a testament to my tireless efforts to solve the most complex of cases."

The Exchange of Blows
The two detectives begin to circle each other, each searching for an opening to strike. Poirot uses his knowledge of human psychology to try and get inside Holmes's head.

Poirot: ( stroking his mustache) "I notice, Monsieur Holmes, that you are favoring your left leg. A recent injury, perhaps?"

Holmes: (impressed) "Ah, Poirot, you are as observant as ever. However, I assure you, my leg is merely a souvenir from a previous case. Not a weakness, merely a... distraction."

Meanwhile, Holmes uses his powers of observation to analyze Poirot's appearance and behavior.

Holmes: (eyebrow raised) "I see, Poirot, that your shoes are polished to a high shine. A sign of a meticulous man, indeed. But tell me, have you noticed the faint scent of lavender on your cuffs?"

Poirot: (taken aback) "Ah, no... I had not noticed."

The Turning Point
As the battle rages on, both detectives begin to tire. Poirot's usually immaculate appearance starts to show signs of dishevelment, while Holmes's eyes gleam with an intensity that unnerves even the usually unflappable Poirot.

In a flash of insight, Holmes notices a tiny thread of fabric caught in Poirot's cufflink. A thread that matches the material of a nearby piece of clothing.

Holmes: (triumphantly) "Ah-ha! Poirot, it seems you have left a trail of evidence. A thread from the very fabric of deceit."

Poirot: (stunned) "Mon dieu... how did you...?"

The Conclusion
In the end, it is Holmes's exceptional observational skills that prove to be the decisive factor. Poirot, impressed by his opponent's cunning and intelligence, concedes defeat.

Poirot: (extending his hand) "Well played, Monsieur Holmes. It seems that, on this occasion, your... untidy appearance belies a mind that is sharper than a razor."

Holmes: (shaking Poirot's hand) "The pleasure is mine, Poirot. I must admit, your 'little grey cells' are more formidable than I anticipated."

And so, the battle between the two detectives comes to an end, with both opponents emerging with a newfound respect for each other's abilities.

Admittedly there isn’t much actual fighting involved but this came out pretty decently.
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SmoKin · M
Sherlock AND Poirot-my two favourites! 🥰
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SmoKin mine too!