Damn, it's like 4am and I'm trying so hard to laugh quietly so I don't wake up my entire household

That just seems like regular ASMR to me. And I'm not being coy or anything, this is just as weird as normal ASMR

Jesus, that that first is so disgusting. 😂
Mayo 😭🤣

Styrofoam and balloon is totally okay with me. 😆

Banana peel ewww 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣