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If you were a Bond villain...what would your plan be?

I'm not asking which Bond villain you'd be...I'm more asking what you'd do? Plus you've got to be on the lookout for a crazy British sociopath that can outwit anyone and blow up tanks with a pistol that only has a single bullet...so there's that.

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SapphicHeart · F

Elektra King/Renard in The World is Not Enough

The Plot: Oil heiress Elektra King is seemingly being hunted by madman Renard, but it turns out they're actually working together to get revenge on MI6 and detonate stolen plutonium in a Russian submarine berthed in Istanbul. The explosion will destroy Russia's pipelines in the area, leaving King in total control of a massive oil supply.

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SapphicHeart · F

@Fangirlsarah1996: Oh. Thank you. Any rewards? 😛

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@SapphicHeart: Stay behind after class and you'll find out ;)

SapphicHeart · F

@Fangirlsarah1996: Ahem. Yes Headmistress. 😳

amoonlitbarn · 31-35, M

Would it be super weird if i tell you that i have never watched a Bond movie?

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@amoonlitbarn: You're fucking dead to me. *Calls mob boss*

"I want him dead, I want his family dead!"

xD

IcePrincess · 26-30, F

Illuminati superboss lol

Carver · 31-35, F

Willem Dafoe from the James Bond video game Everything or Nothing had a pretty cool plan so I would probably just steal his. 😆

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Carver · 31-35, F

@Fangirlsarah1996: It involved conquering the world with platinum-armored tanks while using nanobots to destroy the weapons of other countries so they couldn't fight back.

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@Carver: Hmm, that sounds like it'd work actually 🤔

Carver · 31-35, F

@Fangirlsarah1996: Yeah but in the end, Pierce Brosnan being the OP James Bond that he was, was able to foil it and save the day.

Sicarium · 46-50, M

I'd swap a diesel engine into Bond's car.

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@Sicarium: Ooh evil xD

Tres13 · 51-55, M

steal his car.

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@Tres13: Because as we know, the MI6 agent is powerless without his car xD

SW-User

Infect Bond with a highly contagious toxin which I have given him the antidote for. Only he will live and he will cause many deaths until he figures it is he who is contagious.

Then I cause havoc all over the world so he travels to stop me.

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@Kindheartedguy: So you'll bluff him basically? Oh you're evil xD

SW-User

And the only way to stop this is by him killing himself.

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@Kindheartedguy: So you'd paint him as the cause of the virus, making him the target of a manhunt, if that doesn't work he has the ultimatum of killing himself?

I hope you don't get in any form of power 😂

QuietSophie · 26-30, F

Put his whites into a mixed wash with my underwear. I don't think he'll cut such a suave figure at the gambling table in a pink dress shirt 😄 *cackles maniacally*

Mordi · 31-35, M

I'm not falling for this again, Mr. Bond. *shoots you in the face with a rocket launcher*

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