Excerpt from Dickensian

"No, no ,no.
No, I'd best be off, Mr Weggs waiting.
His leg's playing him up again.
Angry looking sores, he said, kept him up all night."

"You and him are getting very close"

"Fanny Biggetywitch, to suggest that I am entering into some kind of romantic liaison with Mr Wegg, as I am draining the pus...

"Ugh"!

-from his one good leg is extremely insulting and I'll thank you not to repeat it.
Good day. "😄