If I watch Forest Gump, Radio, Full Metal Jacket, Rain Man, and Slingblade all in one night what will happen to me?

You’ll end up an idiot savant with scars both physical and mental idolising your dead Mother with a penchant for diary writing and an inexplicable ability to count toothpicks accurately ! 😱

Eyestrain?

You will miss the recommended 8 hours of sleep.

Means you watched too much tv