Tomorrow is my annual 4th of July partyi like when people visit me, but i hate having to take down my forts so they can sit somewhere ๐ค
you have to stop telling cops that your michael Jordan when you get a speeding ticket, i just got the biggest bill๐
doctor said my colesterol is the highest hes ever seen. my greatness extends past basketball. im unstoppable
pro tip: why dip chips in salsa when you can just pour it all in the bag? work smarter,not harder - your pal MJ