So you finally showed up for therapy

@nonsensiclesnail Would it depend on who the therapist was?

@thewindupbirdchronicles 🤔 probably. It helps their case if they are purple or not really a therapist.

@nonsensiclesnail Now this comes with me really questioning about purple 🤷‍♂️

@thewindupbirdchronicles well… this Smurf guy, he’s purple. He goes by temporallube. But we aren’t that sort of friends. We are the sort that argue. It’s therapeutic.

@nonsensiclesnail You left out he should be blue?

I don’t think he will agree, but I can’t type for him. @thewindupbirdchronicles

@nonsensiclesnail If smurfs aged and he displayed his age would it help? But yes we should never speak for another

I’m not sure that a Smurfs age matters. @thewindupbirdchronicles I believe they are born into an age we and never grow older.

@nonsensiclesnail Maybe, but we age. If my skin goes yellow, we have a problem (or I do), so why not question if a smurfs skin goes purple? But I guess, we should just see they chose they love purple? 👻

@thewindupbirdchronicles 🦦 perhaps you are not all caught up on your smurfy lore. Purple Smurfs are a thing and in no way related to ghosts. Or otters.

@nonsensiclesnail What about the seven dwarfs?

Do they enter the matrix?

@thewindupbirdchronicles if they did enter the matrix, are they even aware??

@nonsensiclesnail We might be entering a phase of humanity that is under constant surveillance? They can ask?

… Smurfs are not human. @thewindupbirdchronicles I suspect they can sneak about with no notice or recognition.

@nonsensiclesnail Yes, but purple smurf surveillance?

You will have to bring this up with Gargamel. @thewindupbirdchronicles he wants to eat them or turn them into gold… or something. I bet the purple ones make a fine piece of gold.

@nonsensiclesnail Yellow and purple compliment well in colour, all I know.

@thewindupbirdchronicles unfortunately many believe this to be true.

@nonsensiclesnail Are you going to show me different?

@thewindupbirdchronicles why would I?

@nonsensiclesnail you’re right here at the door 🤨 explain yourself.

I shall not fall into your therapeutic trap! I’m only here to rob you of a few basic conveniences. Tea, flowers, and maybe a sprig of mint! @Temporallube Unfortunately you now have seen me and know I’m here…. I’m going to have to take you with me…. And now I’ll steal a tea bag for you as well. Don’t make me use the tape!! And… shoot… do I need zip ties for abductions these days???

@nonsensiclesnail take me with you? 🤔


You don’t got the shell to pull off something that heinous. 🤨

This is mostly true. @Temporallube Will you go willingly then?? …. Wait.
I’m not sure why I’m taking you.
Shit.
Maybe I do need therapy.
I don’t have an end game. No solid plan!! I don’t think things through.
You’ve opened my snaily eyes.
I’ll work out a plan with intent and come for you another day!

@nonsensiclesnail you know, you’re the most self deprecating mollusk I’ve ever met.

I’m thinking of keeping you as my slimy living room fixture. This will give you immense purpose, since your shell will add to my metaverse decor.

I’m also thinking of encasing the rest of your slimy physiognomy in amber. You’d look good with a brownish gold tint.