So you finally showed up for therapy

@Temporallube well, counseling is court mandated but the honey is a bonus

@BettyBeez so it was never about me. It was always about the 17% water filled fructose nectar dwelling in hexagonal combs, and not me!

@Temporallube im sorry 😭😭😭

This is mostly true. @Temporallube Will you go willingly then?? …. Wait.
I’m not sure why I’m taking you.
Shit.
Maybe I do need therapy.
I don’t have an end game. No solid plan!! I don’t think things through.
You’ve opened my snaily eyes.
I’ll work out a plan with intent and come for you another day!

@nonsensiclesnail you know, you’re the most self deprecating mollusk I’ve ever met.

I’m thinking of keeping you as my slimy living room fixture. This will give you immense purpose, since your shell will add to my metaverse decor.

I’m also thinking of encasing the rest of your slimy physiognomy in amber. You’d look good with a brownish gold tint.

@Temporallube I’m still to horrified about the promise of dismemberment for the sake of art… so…I’m gonna come back… later.

Yes! Delicious. 🤤 @SW-User

@SW-User Tie it up a while first. The angrier they get the more delicious they become.
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@stratosranger murderer!

@stratosranger that’s THERAPIST! You backwards purple smurf hater!

The evidence is really piling up here
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@stratosranger what the unholy gargamel butthole is this?


It’s a Smurf Fake dammit!

@MougyWolf good. We can start talking about your unusual belief in lycanthropy

@checkoutanytime nice to see you highlander

@mondayschild2 don’t worry about me. You need to work on your Monday addiction. Why is the beginning of the work week your favorite day? 🤨

@Temporallube My dealer is here on Monday🥳

@mondayschild2 Always tryna rub that in people’s face

@Temporallube it really sounds like you're in denial, tbh. 😌

@NIC0LE you might be right. There’s probably NO CURE for your condition!

@Temporallube

Fixed it. 😌

@Temporallube Can it be a pie instead?

@HoraceGreenley there you go again. I mean bumping uglies with high fructose corn syrup, doesn’t give you vegan playboy chicks. You’ve got to change

@Temporallube I go with what works

@TheLordOfHell damn Jesus. You always gotta impale a chick before we talk huh

@Darksideinthenight2 strawberry banana juice from a hooter’s girl