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What if there’s nothing wrong with me and I’m just really dramatic?

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Coppercoil · M
I think thats it.. fire your crack team if mental health professionals, drop out of the harvard study program for rare mental health disorders, stop cooperating in darpa and other goverment funded reasearch and development programs, that are trying to weaponize your condition to and psychologically turn brave enemy combatants into terrified field mouses. Publish your treatise for peer review, and if found sound, go on ted talks, write a new york times best seller, go on Oprah and become the self help guru i always believed you were!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil I knew you’d have my back
Coppercoil · M
@itsok i want you to hire me a head if security for your new life.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil you’re hired 😌 what will you do first?
Coppercoil · M
@itsok secure the dogs.. they are your soft underbelly.. youll need to have them secured so you can feel protected. You will naturally, via fame, aquire stalkers and enemies. But this is natural and we can keep you safe. Your message will get out. You will not be stopped so long as i am on watch.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil 👀 are you sure..?
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itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil I want my own cage that I can hang onto upside down and spy on you.
Coppercoil · M
@itsok lolol.. well.. you would get fed VERY WELL and i would take care of everything. No more worries for you. Haha.. and ill make sure thr cage has good wifi, gym equip, comfy furniture, big screen tv, a garden, lots of trees, a bench swing, ourdoor speakers, a fire pit, a tree house with a telescope in it to keep an eye on me and your other friends, a weekly masseuse visit, a small pool, a helicopter pad for flying in friends and family, a guest house of course, frequent visits by me for a good conversation over a pot of premium imported indian tea, and a secret escape door should you need to sneak out and run through the rain naked inder a full moon when you so wish too.
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