I Have a Messed Up Sleep Schedule

I think of all kinds of chores and stuff to do at like 11pm and then I'm up until 1 or 2am doing them. I can't seem to help myself. That's when my brain wakes up for real, and half the time I either have to just finish what I started, or force myself to go to bed feeling like I'm ignoring all my responsibilities.

That's why I want to be super rich. If I think of some crazy thing that needs to be done at midnight, I can just have one of my highly compensated live-in house workers knock it out for me. Ha ha ha!