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When the 3am munchies hit hard and you become this determined perimenopausal toddler looking for a cookie who forgets sound travels.

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forestG · 46-50, F
I ate a plate of nachos. 🤦‍♀
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
forestG · 46-50, F
@PerfectionOfTheHeart
forestG · 46-50, F
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I'm in the midst of the menopause
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
ah yes of course I can relate 💯
I'm such a weirdo I get up in middle night and get a handful of shredded cheese
@PerfectionOfTheHeart i need to watch mine. Then my face wouldn't be so puffy in mornings
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Bexsy I didn’t even know that was a thing. Wish we didn’t need/crave it like we did. It’s got that electrolyte kicker to it that we greatly need though. Plus, salty foods just taste so damn good 😩
@PerfectionOfTheHeart it makes the taste buds happy, even while sodium making my hands swell.
Worth it sometimes 👀
Ferric67 · M
Do what any sensible adult would do, blame someone else
“It wasn’t me, it was Bigfoot.”
The dog rats me out every single time 😑
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Me at 3am.....

Degbeme · 70-79, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart All I`ve seen are chesticles. 😬
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Degbeme Well then. Let me flood your inbox with what elephantiasis of the gonads looks like…
Degbeme · 70-79, M
BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Hmmmmm... maybe I'm perimenopausal... 🤔

 
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